Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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