K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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