did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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