oh god the rape fog is back!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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