i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
