...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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