Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So many bounce houses so little time
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
there is glitter all over my balls
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