is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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