I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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