Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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