I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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