And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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