I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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