I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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