We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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