She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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