So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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