Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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