Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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