haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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