someone get that fucking seahorse.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
accomplished twins. life is a go
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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