You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
