Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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