so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
