I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh god the rape fog is back!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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