glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
