Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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