in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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