I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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