No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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