just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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