I seem to have left my pride at pride
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
