i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
And then he peed in my hair
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