All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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