I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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