can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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