Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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