the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
