just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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