We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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