and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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