her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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