You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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