Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think a kid would responsible me up
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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