i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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