She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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