Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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