just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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