you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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