That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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